Remember the 7-tier Wedding Cake? Well the Bride didn't get much of the cake apparently (it was enormous, where the heck did it all go?) and has requested another cake. Chocolate almond, like before, but she wanted it chocolaty on the outside as well. Hope she's not on a diet. There's about six trillion calories sitting on that there board. Chocolate, butter, cream, chocolate, almonds, sugar, Thornton's chocolates, more butter and a bit more chocolate in case there wasn't quite enough in the first place.
My diet is going very badly. Is it any wonder? There are cake trimmings to be had and bowls to lick. Toblerones are half price in Sainsbury's and I'm a greedy pig. Life is just not fair.